Restarted impulsively after a single failed page load
Aggressive. Reconnects before you even finished complaining.
Buffering is in retrograde this week. Your 2.4GHz band is feeling neglected — give it attention or it will start dropping video calls out of spite. Thursday brings a firmware update you will ignore.
💡 Stop restarting me every time Netflix pauses. I was updating.
📡 Best with: Ethernet cables. Worst with: concrete walls.