annual performance review
☀️The Sun
Main Sequence Star, Solar System Division
tenure: 4.6 billion years
Punctuality10/10
Has not been late once in 4.6 billion years. Sets the standard, literally.
Teamwork4/10
Insists on being the center of everything. Could share the spotlight.
Work-Life Balance1/10
Does not stop. Ever. We have raised this concern before.
Communication3/10
Passive-aggressive with UV rays. Sends mixed signals at sunset.
Innovation2/10
Has been doing the same thing for 4.6 billion years. Zero iteration.
Reliable but inflexible. The team literally revolves around them, which is both the strength and the problem.
Recommendation: Retain. Irreplaceable, unfortunately.